
I asked my brother for a glass of water and he brought me back a cup of ice and said “wait”
(via thecommonchick)

| me: | i'll give you two dollars |
| college: | .........tuition is $39,000 |
| me: | you're good. 2.50 |



Instead of yelling BOO this Halloween, yell something even scarier, like COMMITMENT or STUDENT LOANS
(via seanp0donnell)

if i ever fall asleep on you, you are 100% allowed to take a picture of us both
This is important.
But you aren’t allowed to post it anywhere unless I look cute.
(via adorabledhowell)
